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curseworm:

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

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ro-zden:
“ benisasoftboi:
“ I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would
• Know what an insurance policy is
• Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud
• Understand that...
Tuesday with 398,778 notes / reblog

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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macarbe:

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Tuesday with 465,027 notes / reblog
hoebutmadefashion:
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sorellaperfratello:
“Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.
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lohaanda:

my kids: dad what’s for supper?
me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight
kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

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